1 00:00:27,613 --> 00:00:32,347 Translation: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com 2 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,918 Verdi is always Verdi! 3 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,056 This is Rossini! 4 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:30,311 Hear what a noise! 5 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,312 Yesterday they fined me for that I honked once. 6 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:37,313 Yes? For me it's ringing as if it were whistling! 7 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,530 - Wait for me here. - Yes. 8 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:12,712 - Highness, are you satisfied with me? - You are the best timpanist in the army. 9 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:17,237 Thank you, only when you say so I feel like a good timpanist. 10 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,715 - Maybe. - Thank you, ma'am! 11 00:04:19,780 --> 00:04:23,998 He didn't like it. He wants more modern music. 12 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:27,470 Unfortunately, my music is not neither the marshal likes it nor her. 13 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,216 Dad! 14 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:33,354 - Hi, dad. - Hello, were you listening? 15 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,354 Yes, I was there with Sandro. 16 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,035 - Are you going for a walk with him? - If you don't mind... 17 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:43,511 - Eh... see you at home. - Okay. bye dad 18 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,590 - Who is this Sandro? - The fiance. 19 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,269 When are they getting married? 20 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:51,194 - It is not known. - Are they engaged and not getting married? 21 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:56,070 - Marriage is like drinking a coffee? - That's it. 22 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:59,709 We put my uncle, Monsignor, and get married? 23 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,553 He also marries, I sing their anthem... 24 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,473 Do you like the idea? A beautiful hymn. 25 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:10,076 "The beautiful sun. The horse..." 26 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,836 "The mother of the balloon child." 27 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:19,589 - "Quelle femme n'est pas bonne." - What does "pas bonne" mean? 28 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,557 - it means "stupid"! - Stupid? 29 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:24,234 When you see a fool you say: "pas bonne". 30 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:30,398 French is everything in life! It opens all the doors. 31 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:36,669 Italian is not spoken in France. They all speak French! 32 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:37,954 Oh, Paris! 33 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:42,033 - Only Paris, Alberto! - Paris every day! 34 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:46,108 I directed the traffic from Champs-Elys�es, do you still remember? 35 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:50,796 - Of course, you repeat me 10 times a day. - That's envy. 36 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:55,078 When they chose us to go to France they called me, not you. 37 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:59,039 You don't have sensitivity, I do ear for languages. 38 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:03,352 4 or 5 lessons are enough for me I no longer direct traffic. 39 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:08,137 They gave me a banderole. Do you know what this means? 40 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,472 Stop being stupid. 41 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:15,118 It means that for me service is a joke 42 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,870 you are always among tourists and French women. 43 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:21,236 - The French woman is twice a woman. - Why? 44 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:26,110 When you meet a French woman, it's better to bring a friend. 45 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:30,509 Another horse. 46 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:34,593 If we go to the hippie butchery, we find enough! 47 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,035 Da, cai mor�i. 48 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:40,874 49 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,717 Peter, c�nd to the gre�it, the great man looked at you. 50 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:48,554 - Do you think I'm looking at the sea? - That's why you're wrong. 51 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:52,918 - Sometimes the scores are not enough. - I don't look at the score. 52 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,560 - But what are you looking at? - I read "La Cronaca di Roma". 53 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:59,030 - This is where...! - You're right. 54 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,954 Let me take some games. Yes, "what is it being sung to...!" 55 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:08,310 I'm tired of interpreting all the time that's the music. 56 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,916 me too. 57 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:14,755 Rossini, Leoncavallo, Verdi! The man is getting tired! 58 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:18,230 They are our national values, they are young authors. 59 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:23,169 The authors are alive you have to help, not die! 60 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:27,955 Therefore it should not be entered Manganiello in the program? 61 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:33,194 - Who is this Manganiello? - Are you pretending you don't know my name? 62 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,679 I am Giuseppe Manganiello! 63 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,835 I wanted to see if I could sing. 64 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,710 in one day, all the brass bands from the world will sing my hymn. 65 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,030 "The prayer of the public guardian". 66 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:50,033 But I will change the title. I gave up "Prayer of the Public Guardian", 67 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,395 I am the nephew of the monsignor, 68 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,119 it would seem that I have need a recommendation. 69 00:07:55,200 --> 00:08:00,098 The prayers... monsignor... but no! I thought... sorry. 70 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:04,758 I thought of the name: "Protest of the metropolis". 71 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:08,355 I will show them the first ones introductory notes. 72 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,496 They heard it immediately. 73 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,918 You will see! 74 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:30,198 One day they will put it on me the bust at Pincio! 75 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,235 there! 76 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,956 - do you know what they will put on him? - A drunkard! 77 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:39,437 It's useless, you don't have musical suffering. You don't suffer from music! 78 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:44,275 What suffering is greater than having you almost with the damned trombone? 79 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,594 How did you like it? played dad today? 80 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:56,196 Of course he sings at one very complex tool. 81 00:08:56,400 --> 00:09:01,734 - Is your father indispensable in the orchestra? - Yes. 82 00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:05,518 My father is good, otherwise he is not I was alone with you here. 83 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:09,233 No? Then who would you have been with? 84 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,936 With a guard. 85 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,799 - I throw you into the river! - Are you crazy, do you want me to fall? 86 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:19,031 Let's see if it comes the guard to fish you out. 87 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:33,991 - Dad, will you give me the whistle? - Don't play with the uniform. 88 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:36,913 Give me the helmet, Tonino! 89 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:41,398 I told him many times, you have to learn. 90 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,358 When you grow up, you will motorist, not public guardian. 91 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:48,433 - The guard is more important! - Yes, but he walks. 92 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,795 - Hi, dad. - Good. 93 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,952 Come and set the table, I am dead tired. 94 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:58,192 - Where have you been? - I went for a ride with Sandro, on a motorcycle. 95 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:01,070 - How are you? - Okay, thank you. 96 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,239 Hide the helmet. 97 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,357 You have to finish with these walks. 98 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:09,274 - Don't you trust Sandro? - I don't trust motorcycles. 99 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:13,273 - Why? - According to the latest statistics, 60% of accidents 100 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:17,558 are caused by scooters. 101 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,438 - Sandro has a motorcycle. - Worse! 102 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,511 Here are the savages of the street! 103 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,559 He climbed onto the tank They chase like crazy! 104 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:31,634 - No, Sandro is cautious. - Sandro is the enemy of the guards. 105 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:36,840 Marisa, I don't want to forbid them a marriage, an engagement, 106 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,673 but you are the daughter of a brigadier... 107 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:43,435 And you get engaged to a young man who is a boxer and a motorcyclist! 108 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:46,239 - Stay calm, it won't last long. - Why? Sell ​​the motorcycle? 109 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,437 - No, he ordered a FIAT 600. - Goodbye! 110 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,717 - Why? - they are crazier than motorcyclists. 111 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,349 Since the car is small, they want to pass where they want. 112 00:10:56,440 --> 00:11:01,468 Since the 600 came out... my liver swelled. 113 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:06,035 Dad, dad...! They don't like it motorcyclists. 114 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,235 That's it. 115 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,958 I don't like them. 116 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:12,077 - And motorists not so much. - Please! 117 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:15,677 - What about pedestrians? - No bastards. 118 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,479 May I know what suits him? 119 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:22,075 There's no point in kissing me I don't like motorcyclists. 120 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,628 I liked... aviators. 121 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:32,198 - I never understood those cars! - They are automatic games. 122 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,032 The great... 123 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:38,830 Space Brigadier, it's a novelty to see you here. 124 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:44,392 - He took me out of the house by force. - Yes, I told him to come and have fun... 125 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:49,190 - to play another game of cards. - Do you want to play? 126 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,511 - There are three of us, how do we do it? - We are playing with a dead hand. 127 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:56,798 I went out to have fun, I will not play with the dead. 128 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:00,759 - That's what they say. That's cool. - Find someone else, I'm coming too. 129 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:04,254 - Look for a table. - Look at her there. 130 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:08,914 - I play with the big man. - Why, I don't play well? 131 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,005 You play better than him I make the team with the big man. 132 00:12:12,010 --> 00:12:13,160 Good. 133 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,197 - Do you want to play? - On order. 134 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,430 - Do you want to play or not? - Yes, but I have to train. 135 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,829 - It's better to rest. - Okay. 136 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:24,310 - I don't train anymore! - Roberto, you are fed up! 137 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:28,154 - What advantage do you give me? - Advantage? Why? 138 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:32,199 Do you want to lose the great? It doesn't suit him. 139 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:36,478 There are no degrees in the game, some win, others lose. 140 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:40,314 I play for fun, but to win. 141 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,870 - What is happening? - He says he can't lose. 142 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,235 - No... - How can he not lose? 143 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,237 - I was saying... - It doesn't matter. 144 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,959 - I told him... - do you allow me? 145 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,919 - I told him, there are no degrees in the game. - Exactly! 146 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,515 - I said that! - We change positions. 147 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,798 - We two make the team. - The team with the great. 148 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:06,005 - Let's see who gives the cards. - he begins. 149 00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:07,050 Me? 150 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:12,755 - Without the usual tricks! - Which tricks? 151 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:15,957 - We don't do tricks! - Not "we", "you" don't do it! 152 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:20,477 - We don't live! - I know him, ma'am. 153 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:24,116 - Good! - Don't we cut them? 154 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:29,192 - No! do you see - He's right. 155 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:34,311 "We don't live"...! He doesn't want to lose! 156 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,155 - It's not about that. - Who is the fourth? 157 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:40,311 - Rinatti! - I'm here, ma'am. 158 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,789 - Come! - start giving the cards. 159 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:46,836 Will you let me try? 160 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:56,396 You try! 161 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,352 - A coffee? - No, a Courvoisier. 162 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,716 - I don't have CURVASIETT. - Courvoisier. 163 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,268 The glass costs 180 lira, who will buy? 164 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:15,239 In Paris, it costs 30 francs And you get such a big glass. 165 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,077 What French drinks do you have? 166 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,594 - I have "Fernet". - Is he French? 167 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:25,195 - It is written with two T's, it is French. - Give me one. 168 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:29,999 Is Fernet French? Yes, a truncated word. 169 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,477 "Son of hell!" 170 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,120 Fernet... that's "strength". 171 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,676 - Don't you give a fuck in Paris? - No, it's an insult. 172 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,994 Four by three: seven. 173 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,230 - Let me see. - Why? 174 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,949 - Because I didn't see it. - You did wrong, you should have looked. 175 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,316 - I was looking at my books. - You should have looked here! 176 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,870 - Don't you trust us? - I have confidence, but you do that... 177 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,838 - Don't you trust the sea? - I don't trust you! 178 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,832 - It's the word of the great. - Leave the big man alone. 179 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:05,071 - The word of a friend of the great. - It has no connection. 180 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:09,836 Great, allow me... We are not playing on money, it's between us. 181 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:14,630 - It doesn't seem right to me... - What are we losing, 4 beers? 182 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:19,153 - Is it good? 4 beers cost 50 pounds. - Doesn't it seem a bit much to you? 183 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:25,036 Without offending anyone, we can also play for 100 pounds. 184 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,556 - So 100 pounds and the consumption. - Okay. 185 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:32,189 - Show me the books! - Show him the books! 186 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,590 - He doesn't trust me. - Let's see.. 187 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,912 - I want to see the books! - Four and three: seven! 188 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,577 Are you satisfied now?! 189 00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:44,999 Four small beers! 190 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,791 - Great, throw! Throw it! - Yes, I throw. 191 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,797 Look... 192 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,792 I see up close! Show me from afar! 193 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,170 - Show them from afar. - Sorry, but he... 194 00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:58,394 It's nothing. 195 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,516 Throw it! 196 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,712 I'm not interested if at 18.30 it's still day. 197 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:08,110 The lights must be half lit hours before sunset. 198 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,714 The sun sets at 19.00 at 18.30 apply fines. 199 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:15,237 When it comes to a few minutes, I tell them to turn them on and let them pass. 200 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,993 I stop and start writing. 201 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,629 See how he shouts! In Rome they don't want to pay fines. 202 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,314 Those from the north of Italy do not protest. 203 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,060 When the guard took off his gloves, nothing more can be done. 204 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,279 how? 205 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:32,797 I listen to you first, then you see it... 206 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,634 Tick, tick. Tick, tick... 207 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:40,197 They know that when the guard has gloves, can talk 208 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,238 when he takes them out, nothing more can be done. 209 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,869 - Give me a token for the device. - How many times a day do you take off your gloves? 210 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,919 Those from the north take them out, I never wear them. 211 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:58,029 Let's see... Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra... 212 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,348 "That's good"! 213 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,716 "That's good." 7-A. 7-A. 214 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,958 Ah, Paris! Paris! 215 00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:23,975 You cannot understand. 216 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:26,436 - You are very ugly. - Yes? 217 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:33,090 - Great, he must train! - I'm coming now. 218 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,228 Come! 219 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,756 - What are we doing? - we stop the game. 220 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,149 - Go and train. - We have to interrupt. 221 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:43,277 Wait! Randolph! 222 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,952 I'm coming, majesty! 223 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,232 - Great, Randolfi! - Is he playing well? 224 00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:51,810 Randolfi, come! 225 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:55,719 French songs are more more restful than the American ones. 226 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:59,130 - Let me try? - Yes. 227 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,110 - Hurry up, Randolfi! - Hold on, it was yours. 228 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,229 I'm coming, majesty! 229 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:20,188 Am I playing against you, great? what's the score 230 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:24,717 - We are not very well. - 12 new ones? Who gives the book? 231 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,836 I. 232 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,315 Seven and two: nine. 233 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,871 - Down is the horse. - Sorry, he's right. 234 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,916 That's why they were winning. 235 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,958 - seven times three: ten. Book. - Great book! 236 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,031 Great, do you want to see? 237 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:45,678 - Three! - Take it! You, great! 238 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,073 - A five. - Permit, majesty? 239 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:53,278 Great, you don't know how to play. He had to tell me. 240 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,396 - Come on, let's play. - Another hand. 241 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,040 - Great, does he have a four? - He has a four, take it! 242 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,259 - and this? - Yes. 243 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:05,759 - How many did you play? - 100 pounds, plus consumption. 244 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,530 - Fountains! - I brought four beers. 245 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:09,753 Good! 246 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,832 - Give me 100 pounds. Great, do you want a beer? - Yes. 247 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,210 - 50 pounds. - Didn't I play 1,000 lire? 248 00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,596 are you crazy 249 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,650 - Highness, are you angry? - No! 250 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,071 always friends? 251 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,840 - in your health! - You have to give me 50 lire. 252 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:28,196 - I have a silver badge, do you want it? - No, 50 pounds. 253 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:44,953 - I'm not polishing shoes, I'm leaving! - Who do you think you are? 254 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:48,191 - Excuse me, Via del Corso? - Where do you want to go? 255 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,317 To fix a traffic light. 256 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,277 - Left or right? - The right. 257 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,113 Do you drive without a signal? Pull to the right. 258 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:00,671 - I was going to fix it! - This was driving without signaling! 259 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,816 Pull to the right! 260 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,831 Circulate, circulate! 261 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:12,996 Come on, come on! This! 262 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:23,136 You! 263 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:29,758 - You can't stay here, leave. - That's what I'm doing, I'm leaving. 264 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:33,130 - Not you, the car. - Why? 265 00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:34,231 Parking prohibited. 266 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:38,029 - I have to fine you. - Fine me, I don't pay. 267 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,829 ok pay or pay I'm not interested. 268 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,509 Now I'm filing a misdemeanor lawsuit. 269 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,752 If you file a misdemeanor lawsuit against me, then I have the right to leave the car here. 270 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:52,992 - If it wasn't me, what would you do? - But you are. 271 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:57,312 I'm doing you a misdemeanor, then leave. 272 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,700 - I can't move her. - Why? 273 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,393 I don't know how to drive. 274 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:05,075 - But you brought her here. Do you have a permit? - No. 275 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,195 - Didn't you have a permit? - No. 276 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:12,478 Then I will sue you for misdemeanor And I'm impounding your car as well. 277 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:17,839 You cannot impound the car to someone who doesn't know how to drive. 278 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,754 - What do you want to say? - Do you have permission? 279 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,718 - What connection does it have? I don't drive. - Me neither. 280 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:29,273 - Young man, please leave immediately. - I left. 281 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:32,350 - For your own good, leave immediately! - Yes, for my own good! 282 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,512 Go away! 283 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,352 - Where are you going? - Let me pass! 284 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,752 - It's not possible here! - I'm going there. 285 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,798 - It's forbidden there. - Then, where am I going? 286 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:48,071 Back, where did you come from! Where did you come from... 287 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,934 I also say that it is our fault! 288 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,394 That's the monsignor's hat! 289 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:08,314 - I put it with all due respect. - I know you! 290 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,234 Aunt Carmela, I had to I follow an ecclesiastical career. 291 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,835 Now he would have been a patriarch. 292 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:20,550 - Look, Sant-Aniello and the badges. - Okay. 293 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,015 - I want to see. - There are many. 294 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:27,512 - Aunt Carmela, you... - Be careful! 295 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,073 Take it, it is wrinkled. 296 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,795 - Is it PILUSCE's? - Well, of course. 297 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:38,078 Aunt Carmela, Aren't you in your sixties? 298 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,550 What do you do with all this? Every time you come, you take them. 299 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,676 I don't eat them! 300 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,594 I give them to the superiors, colleagues... 301 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,193 Faccio propaganda nel Corpo. 302 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:53,159 It's nice to see the guards, indulgences, penances... 303 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,330 - Do you? - No. 304 00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:55,470 Good. 305 00:22:55,560 --> 00:23:00,588 - Crowns, more beautiful badges? - The badges are all beautiful. 306 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,878 I needed a gold one. 307 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,752 - They are not gold badges. - They weren't done? 308 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,872 No! 309 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:11,590 I wanted to give it to the big man, all the time I ask "how is Uncle Monsignor doing"... 310 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:16,196 are you crazy You want them to believe are you the monsignor's nephew? 311 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:20,512 No, I don't even know him! Why don't you present it to me? 312 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:25,005 - No. He comes to have lunch. Go away! - Is he coming to have lunch? 313 00:23:25,010 --> 00:23:26,118 Yes. 314 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,239 - If I also stay for lunch... ? - At lunch with the monsignor? 315 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:35,189 - Calm down, it's good to see the family reunited. - Which family? 316 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,892 - The monsignor doesn't know you! - You can't be talked to! 317 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:43,436 - Do priests smoke? - Why? 318 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,875 - games... - They are not games. 319 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,111 - Liquor... - What liquor? 320 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,316 - Through the altar... - in the altar, yes. 321 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,595 - I don't drink, I don't smoke... - Alas. 322 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:56,639 - you're starting to get a little mean. - You only come when you need something. 323 00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:00,110 - I love you, you are my second mother. - �stop�! 324 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:04,557 How nice... I should about 20 of these. 325 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,110 - Do they have diamonds, the polar star? - Go! 326 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,837 Go, go, it's better! 327 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,192 No, no. 328 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,778 - I'm leaving, I'm leaving. - Immediately. 329 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,796 - Where are you going? - I'm leaving. 330 00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:00,998 - You have to leave by car. - By car? 331 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,878 Yes, by car. What a morning! 332 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,535 - With this? - Which one would you like to go with? 333 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,635 I don't know. 334 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,235 Which car do you want to leave with? Did we all go crazy today? 335 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,993 - I'm leaving with this? - Yes, or I commit a misdemeanor! 336 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,789 - You told him. - Go! 337 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,089 Not here, there. 338 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,952 - Does it work? - For you? You whistled continuously. 339 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,669 - Did you want me to applaud? - It works well. 340 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,759 - Is there something wrong? - No, everything is fine. 341 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,671 - Then...? - How? 342 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,958 - What are you doing here? - and pedestrian parking is prohibited? 343 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:03,909 - Are there many places where parking is prohibited? - No, you can't even find something like that! 344 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,197 They are what keep you coming back at home on your feet! 345 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,078 I have a car, but I prefer to walk 346 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,852 - Then take a walk. - How? 347 00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:13,952 Circulate. 348 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,828 Have you thought of something yet? to apply other fines? 349 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,151 We must take care of peace citizens who want to rest. 350 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,834 But the peace of the citizen who has to pay? 351 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,196 Did you know that 30% of diseases nervous in the city 352 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,635 are they caused by excessive noise? 353 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,554 while in the villages, almost there are no nervous people. 354 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,757 Of course... In the villages they are not public guards! 355 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:42,093 Then why don't you go to the country? There is a lot of land to dig! 356 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,680 Stop it! 357 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,197 - Do you want to take me to the Colosseum? - What is it? 358 00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:01,114 - Lambretta became a bus. - Why? 359 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,033 - I can't go three, but maximum two. - But what do we do? 360 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,475 - I don't know, you don't understand each other. - and who should go down? 361 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:12,228 - Come down, madam. - Should I leave the child alone, to get lost? 362 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,479 That's the road rule, it's the law! 363 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:21,190 My wife can't get down. what am i doing Do I leave the child on the street? 364 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,794 Then all three go down And I'm confiscating your scooter. 365 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,589 Dad worked hard to buy it, are we walking now? 366 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,170 - You shut up, child. - No, I don't shut up! 367 00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:31,275 Shut up! 368 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:34,750 - I'm talking to your parents. - No, stay with me! 369 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,432 - Shut up! - Then? 370 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,115 Dad, you're right, all the guards i am... 371 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,195 Take my hand! 372 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,570 - What did he say? - Nothing! 373 00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:42,669 They are all nice to... 374 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,152 - Take my hand! - Shut up! 375 00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:46,912 what did you say 376 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,634 - Don't hit him! - Are you kidding me? 377 00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:50,834 what did you say 378 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,480 - Nothing! - I heard a "P". 379 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,710 - He didn't say anything! - I heard a "P"! 380 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,554 - They are all saints! - Exactly, they are all saints. 381 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:04,077 I always say at home: "What will he do the poor guards with this traffic"? 382 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,596 - "There must be some saints." - Will you be at home during the day? Are you talking about us? 383 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:12,340 - Yes, even at night. - and at night... 384 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,439 I must be a saint... a saint, to believe this nonsense. 385 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,672 - will you give me the whistle as a present? - Now you want the whistle too! Go away! 386 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,878 - What did you do to me? - Dad, he wanted to understand, he did! 387 00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:29,837 - Brigadier! - Yes? 388 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,037 - My car? - What did you say? 389 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:37,193 - My car, I left it here. - Now he's dying to play? 390 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,669 - How? - You left it here, then you took it. 391 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,832 No, now I'm back I left it here. 392 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:47,238 - After what I told you to take it from here? - Yes. 393 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,870 - Was it a 1,100 gray? - Yes, he had a monkey on his back. 394 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,632 I don't understand. Is it worth a lot? 395 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,654 - What? - The monkey. 396 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,554 Not. The monkey was worth nothing. 397 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,630 - Calm down, they stole it. - What? 398 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:00,838 The monkey! 399 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,510 - and the car? - They took it with the monkey. 400 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,879 Who did it? 401 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,633 Who was it?! It's your fault. 402 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,838 You wanted to play the trick. He was a young man. 403 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:16,198 You are here to help young people to steal cars? 404 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,760 I'm here to chase them away what they want to stop. 405 00:29:18,780 --> 00:29:20,034 I appeal to you! 406 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:24,955 I claim the thief and you you are his accomplice! 407 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,430 - Accomplice in theft! your number - Look at him. 408 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,875 - 181. - Yes, 181. 409 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,474 - Where is the police station? - Here in the back. 410 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,711 - You can stop by the shop. - What should I do there? 411 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,236 - Play the Lotto number! - Who made you brigadier? 412 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,631 Come here! 413 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:55,559 - Didn't you see the white stripes? - Yes, why? 414 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,730 - You had to pass them. - Didn't I pass? 415 00:29:57,740 --> 00:29:58,916 Not. 416 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,719 - Excuse me, I was distracted. - Collaborate? 417 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,519 What? Why, what are you doing? 418 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,797 - Fine. - For stripes? Nobody does it! 419 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,838 - I do it. Do you collaborate? - I don't cooperate! 420 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,911 - The document! - Look at the document. 421 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,351 For a few centimeters... 422 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:20,430 Many people are fined for a few centimeters. 423 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,549 I'm not interested! 424 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,995 - Filocchio or Finocchi? - Filocchi, "Dr Filocchi". 425 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,309 Stay calm. Do you want me to put you inside? 426 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,630 It doesn't end here, I will write to the newspaper! 427 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,911 Send my regards too. 428 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,794 - Is it possible, mare�ale? - Come, Manganiello. 429 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,552 Can I...? 430 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,758 You have completed the incident statistics streets spent in the last month? 431 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,070 - No. - Why? 432 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:58,473 I have been very busy with "The Sentinel on the Street" 433 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,870 and "Sleeping Metropolis" I think it's a good title. 434 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,315 - What sleeping metropolis? - Anthem, majesty! 435 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:09,235 And the anthem! we are at work we are not talking about the anthem here! 436 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:14,713 Great, I changed the ending, he won't like it. 437 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,588 Now it ends with a fugue of violins, drums and drumsticks. 438 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,877 - If you put it in the repertoire... - What repertoire?! 439 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,837 - Pulling... - No cheating! 440 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,434 The anthem is ugly! I wanted to tell him. 441 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:30,832 If it's ugly, I change it. But you offend me. 442 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:35,471 - Why, didn't you write it yourself? - You offend me as an author, 443 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,050 and my uncle the monsignor, say it's wonderful. 444 00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:39,519 He is not good at music. 445 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:44,515 Are you chasing uncle Monsignor? He is very interested in you. 446 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,398 I ask myself all the time how is the great man! 447 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:52,074 He said, "Give me this." where is it Where did I put it? 448 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,670 No, these are the saints. Wait! 449 00:31:55,760 --> 00:32:00,113 Forget the medallions. No, that's San Ciro. 450 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:07,834 He gave me, Saint Cecilia, the protector of musicians. 451 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,911 - Take it, big boy! - Thank you. Thank your uncle. 452 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:14,279 Kiss her, big boy! Her uncle, the monsignor, also kissed her. 453 00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:16,596 Kiss her! 454 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,110 I can remind him of his uncle does he remember you in his prayers? 455 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,277 Yes. 456 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,794 - Morning and evening? - Yes, thank you! 457 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:28,795 What do I say about the hymn to the monsignor? Shall I call him to rehearsals? 458 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,553 Let's call him to rehearsals... 459 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:36,390 - Let's call him to rehearsals... - Okay, we call him! 460 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,553 I also told him, this is not the place appropriate to talk about music. 461 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,552 Here we are at work, music they only speak at rehearsals! 462 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,996 - I'm leaving now, I have work to do. - Okay, great. 463 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:51,278 - If you allow me, I'm leaving. - That's what I told him! 464 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,956 Kiss my hand! 465 00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:58,717 I think this is better. 466 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,591 - Yes? - Yes. 467 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:06,230 - It's even more beautiful... - You're right, it's beautiful. 468 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:10,711 - If you do, you know how the girls look at him! - Yes? does he like it too? 469 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,954 Ehh, when they like... 470 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,198 - Then, go with them! - Marisa, I only like you. 471 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,431 You have to train! Marisa, don't distract him! 472 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:27,073 Did you hit yourself, Tonino? 473 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:31,228 What hit you call it an "upper-cut". 474 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,194 If at the match I take one... I greet you! 475 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,915 you have to win you are not soft like me! 476 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,949 You are not soft. you are a champion It still needs some weight. 477 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:48,670 Stay well in position, you have a good left And you earn very well. 478 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,957 - Let's see if you earn well! - Shut up! 479 00:33:55,560 --> 00:34:00,554 - Give it! Give 'em with the left! - "Moll", wake up! 480 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,110 Calm down! It's just a training! 481 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,033 Roberto, the brigadier's son-in-law "you break"! 482 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:10,159 who? Two years I went to Madison Square Garden! 483 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:12,708 - To sell seeds?! - I'm done! 484 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:17,874 It won't last not even a half! 485 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:29,317 - Are you coming to dad's tomorrow? - Yes, now I have the registration number! 486 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,039 - Okay, don't run away! - Unfortunately... 487 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:59,079 You have to learn the numbers up to a hundred, the buses have large numbers. 488 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,310 Speak in French. 489 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,039 Easy to say... ! 490 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,908 You have to make an effort otherwise you will never learn. 491 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:14,755 Now I will say phrases �n French� and you translate them. 492 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,353 Good. 493 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:20,153 "The pencil is black." 494 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:24,552 I don't care if it's the pencil black, I'm not a climber. 495 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,210 They need to learn something about what they have need guards. 496 00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:28,474 This is my method. 497 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:32,712 I teach French, of which he has need the guard and the pedestrian. 498 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,349 - Shall we continue? - Of course, I have an exam tomorrow! 499 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,350 "I am a gentleman". Did you realize it? 500 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:48,019 - How did you say? - I am a gentleman. 501 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,912 fruit? Thank you! 502 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,353 - Where are you going? - Let me have some fruit. 503 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,874 No... it's an exercise! 504 00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:02,830 Is it an exercise...?! I thought you were giving me fruit! 505 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:07,871 "It's at the door." 506 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,350 "Open the door." 507 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,192 "And...?" 508 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,471 The bell! 509 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:21,314 You don't understand, my dear. I told him to open the door! 510 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,638 I don't understand, it's an exercise! 511 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:26,909 Go and open the door! 512 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:29,676 I have to go open the door... ! 513 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:34,390 Sorry, when it comes to fruit it's an exercise 514 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:39,838 when the door must be opened, maybe it's milk, I have to go! 515 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,119 - Hello, sir. - Hello, Dr. 516 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,158 - Hello, Mrs. Lolanda. - Hello, Charlotte. 517 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:50,198 - The chair is from "MOl"! - Don't say "MOl"! 518 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,838 - It doesn't matter, it's mine! - What is it? 519 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,390 I offer the lady a chair. I take another. 520 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,710 - What a gentleman! - Thank you. 521 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:02,249 - Have you studied, Charlotte? - Did you study? 522 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,313 - Do you see how much he knows? - Of course I see! 523 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,958 take the notebooks, we make a dictation. 524 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,536 Write! 525 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,098 - How do you spell CHAMBRE? - I don't know. 526 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,516 Thank you. 527 00:37:47,162 --> 00:37:50,174 - Who do I give it to? - Thank you, madam. 528 00:37:50,222 --> 00:37:53,924 - To my friend. - I thought it was me. 529 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:55,914 why are you laughing 530 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,709 - That's mine! - and the chair was mine. 531 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:04,158 - "Good" candy! - Write 532 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:17,831 "In the first 8 months of 1955, 14,574 accidents were registered, 533 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:22,630 with 198 deaths and 11,999 injuries." 534 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,191 I avoided many accidents, 535 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,431 otherwise who knows where it would end up! 536 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:33,354 - What do you have? are you feeling well - No, I'm fine. 537 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,279 - I wanted to tell him something. - Say. 538 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,551 Sandro wants to talk to him by me and by him. 539 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:45,760 - Did you fight? - No, he wants us to get married after the match. 540 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:52,518 If everything goes well! It is the danger of receiving a... 541 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:57,657 I don't want to say that I will lose... 542 00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:01,993 Okay... he wants to marry you, and you say it as if it were a tragedy. 543 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:06,673 Your mother had to wait 10 years, but you... 544 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,357 you should be happy. 545 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:14,992 I'm happy, but I'm thinking of Tonino, of you. 546 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:18,074 What will you do without me? 547 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:22,038 I'm away all the time 548 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,796 I can eat in the canteen. 549 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:32,756 I'm taking Tonino to college. Rome is full of colleges. 550 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:39,360 - Tonino is 6 years old, from now on he is a man. - Yes, at 6 years old he is a man! 551 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,908 - Me at 6 years old... - What were you doing at 6 years old? 552 00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:46,375 - At 6 years old... - What were you doing? 553 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:52,178 I was going to school every morning��, just like him. 554 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:58,679 If we leave filled with sadness... ! 555 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,668 It was worse if you remained an old girl. 556 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:07,391 Better think about the dowry. 557 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:12,600 Don't worry about the dowry, Sandro is not interested. 558 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,468 It is always said that before marriage. 559 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:21,156 "I don't want anything! I want you, I'm not interested..." 560 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:24,038 Then the thinking changes. 561 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,669 "You didn't bring a dowry penny, not even a handkerchief..." 562 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,550 - No! - I practically know these things. 563 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:32,880 Today is different. 564 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,194 12 sheets 12 sheets left! 565 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,670 Even if it breaks them, so be it bandages after a match... 566 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,797 I don't want to say that... but you know... 567 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,797 Okay, put Tonino to bed. 568 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,955 By the way, Dad, today was Sandro fined twice. 569 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,032 He asked me if you could erase them. 570 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,657 Tonino, let's go to bed. Give daddy a kiss. 571 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:04,916 - Good night, dad. - Good night. 572 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,310 He says that he is not interested in the dowry, 573 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:16,372 but he asks me to clear his fines. 574 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:29,630 Osvaldo, tomorrow you are at work in Piazza Venezia. 575 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:30,710 Good. 576 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:36,039 - Did you take my pillow? - Me? Mine disappeared too! 577 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:40,793 Again! Look what an angel! 578 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,673 Sleep well on our pillows! 579 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,912 Rocky Marciano, you have to Stop taking our pillows! 580 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,037 - Who do you think you are? - Let me rest! 581 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,113 Get used to sleeping soundly, when the brigadier's son-in-law will beat you, 582 00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,591 You think the referee will give him a cushion And I will tell him: "Have a nice rest!" 583 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,438 - Get out of here! - We are tired of working for you. 584 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,795 Go to the big man. 585 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,111 Yesterday they sent me to the morgue in your place. 586 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,555 had to with that dead face... ! 587 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,313 You want to go and defend yourself the fame of the Guardian Corps? 588 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,789 Which fame? You had three matches and you lost them all! 589 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,711 I finished all the rounds! 590 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,598 "You took everything" but to give "nothing"! 591 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,114 Mind your own business! 592 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,670 Do you want to start again? I'm sending you to the morgue! 593 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,316 those are the ones who keep in order? 594 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,716 Good night, dear Verdi. 595 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:46,068 You have slept in a room before humble and wet like this? 596 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,994 No, you stayed in big hotels, great wealth, famous women. 597 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,435 How I miss Verdi! 598 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,557 The trombone! Only the trombone! 599 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:15,038 This is good! I can't escape! 600 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,552 No, this is "Traviata". 601 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:31,792 And that's what you did! I'll be damned! He did everything! 602 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:52,596 This is too familiar, it doesn't suit me. 603 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,114 Hell, he did everything! Everything! What am I doing? 604 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,029 - What is it? - Shut up, it's the French record. 605 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:25,311 "Who loves us from birth... 606 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:29,374 it's mom." 607 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:40,055 "Who guides us in childhood 608 00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:43,534 it's mom." 609 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,513 it's true who has a mother, does not cry! 610 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,515 - Mom! - Only mom! What about dad? 611 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,955 Dad? In France, everyone plays mother! 612 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,600 - and what is mother doing? - "Promenades". 613 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:02,437 - Are you sure? - Shut up and sleep! 614 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:07,232 - How is he doing? - Let me write! 615 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:35,450 - and your father? - and your grandfather? 616 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,597 I have it on the tip of my tongue! 617 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:44,580 It's difficult! 618 00:45:44,580 --> 00:45:47,717 The future of the verb "come"... 619 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,554 "Je verrai, tu verras, il verrai." 620 00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:00,629 - I made it. - We all make mistakes! 621 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:03,553 "Je verrai" is the future of the verb "voir", "sight". 622 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:08,953 - "Io verre" but you "Je viendrai". - Yes, "Je viendrai"! 623 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:13,113 "Je verrai" does not exist. It's "Je viendrai", yes! "You will come". 624 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,918 Are you done?! 625 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,434 Now, translate this phrase for me: 626 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,956 "My aunt's garden it's full of flowers." 627 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,157 "Le jardin..." 628 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,435 "Le jardin de ma apple..." 629 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,293 I said "my aunt's", not "my mother's". 630 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,392 i know 631 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:39,268 I made confusion because with us mother took care of the garden. 632 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,238 - My aunt lived on the third floor. - I'm done with the jokes. 633 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:46,933 - "Je l'ai dit pour la cronaca..." - Answer the question, translate. 634 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:53,269 "The garden... The garden... 635 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:58,309 - from my sister..." - I called her "my aunt". 636 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:02,109 My aunt is my mother's sister. 637 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:06,060 "My aunt"! Translate. 638 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:10,455 "The garden... 639 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,351 - by me Zl..." - Zl? - Zll. 640 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,829 - Zl? - Zlll... 641 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,976 - No! - No. 642 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,389 So? 643 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:27,439 - It's difficult. - Mea tua translates to "ma tante". 644 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,990 "Ma aunty"! Yes! 645 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:35,596 "Ma aunty"! I almost said, "ma auntie". 646 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:40,913 - "Le jardin de ma tante e PIEN..." - "Full". 647 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:47,235 Full, plein... It can be said in both ways. 648 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,357 No, "pien" does not exist, it is called "plein". 649 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:55,798 - Iolanda, I don't know if you know her... - I don't know her. 650 00:47:55,880 --> 00:48:00,476 He told me that it is possible say it both ways. 651 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:06,112 - Your teacher doesn't know anything. - He is French, he lived in France. 652 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,050 - Have you been to France? - No. 653 00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,749 I was in Paris for 15 days. 654 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,991 - I directed traffic on the Champs-Elys�es. - It's called "champs". 655 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,355 - FIELD. - Champs. 656 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:16,530 - Champs. - Yes! 657 00:48:16,540 --> 00:48:17,715 CHAMP no. 658 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,356 Not. 659 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,637 Young, it's not going too well you haven't learned much. 660 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:26,871 A little? I haven't slept in a year! 661 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:30,111 If you want proof, it's here my roommate, Paolo. 662 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:34,398 - Paolo, come! Is it true that I learned? - Yes, he learned. 663 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,995 - Don't let me sleep. - What do you want? Do you have to take an exam? 664 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,270 - No. - Then I'm leaving. 665 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,551 Cine e�ti ? Pleac� ! 666 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,598 Hai, pleac� ! 667 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,989 Only those who give the teacher an exam... 668 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,780 - Tell me the days of the week. - �n francez� ? 669 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:51,959 Bine�n�eles. 670 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:58,309 Our teacher has us �nv��at and c�ntecel... 671 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,756 ... you get tired "Days of the week". 672 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:08,154 "mardi" I declared my love to him. 673 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:14,918 On "Wednesday" we got married right away And we both left happy. 674 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:21,792 Le "jeudi" I'm already bored of her, And on "Friday" I couldn't see her anymore. 675 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:25,429 “Saturday” m-am gendi �i r�zg�ndit. 676 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:30,435 And "Sunday" I cut off his head. 677 00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,478 - Beautiful! - Mul�umesc. 678 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:40,315 Not only did they reject me, but a little more And they kicked me out of the Guardian Corps! 679 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,698 Why? 680 00:49:41,710 --> 00:49:44,598 instead of teaching me french m� �nve�i c�ntecele ! 681 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:48,434 - Remember it well, it's my method. - You arranged me well! 682 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:52,559 - Vorbe�te �n francez�. - When I'm angry, I talk as I want! 683 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,995 Dac� �tiam francez� to have been promoted! 684 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:58,152 You had to teach me something what the guards need. 685 00:49:58,240 --> 00:49:59,900 You say that the pedestrian and the guard they are the same thing! 686 00:49:59,910 --> 00:50:00,959 - Well, of course. - No! 687 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,953 A pedestrian can sing the songs, a guard does not. 688 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:08,828 Especially in exams, when the teacher is a colonel! 689 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,037 I sang to the colonel: "On Sunday I cut off his head...!" 690 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:16,193 - he wanted to cut off my head! - He was a colonel without "humor". 691 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:19,511 No, he didn't have a sense of "humor" 692 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:24,037 but he told me: "Your teacher doesn't know anything." 693 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,829 - What did he say? - That you are uneducated. 694 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:32,357 Tell that fool 695 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:36,399 that he is uneducated, a ��ran and b�d�ran. 696 00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:41,713 - Do I have to say it in French? - No, tell him in Romanian! 697 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:47,074 Hello, I brought two cartoons for approval. 698 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:52,789 - What does this represent? - V Day of Recognition. 699 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,570 What does it mean? 700 00:50:54,580 --> 00:50:56,998 The warden conducts the motorcyclist and the motorist. 701 00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:00,868 - It seems that he leads them to the Chestur�.. - It would be worth it. 702 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,555 I have an idea for Thanksgiving Day. 703 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,730 If it could be directed car traffic. 704 00:51:06,740 --> 00:51:07,996 No! 705 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,914 If you recognize that motorists they are better than us 706 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,231 - what impression will we make? - I will exchange with pleasure. 707 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,278 I give them the uniform car exchange! 708 00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:21,272 That's what the caricature is for the boxing match! 709 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,715 For us it is very important. 710 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:28,976 If Strinatti wins, go to the professionals. 711 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:35,038 I found out that his opponent di Strinatti is your future son-in-law. 712 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,271 - Yes, unfortunately. - This is not good. 713 00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:41,796 What do you think about this match? 714 00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:45,429 Strinatti is good, he is strong. 715 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:50,469 Another to have the satisfaction of hitting a guard 716 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:54,439 he gets involved a lot. We are not very loved. 717 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:58,479 - Whose side are you on? - If he wins, he will marry my daughter! 718 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:02,439 - are you with your future son-in-law? - No, I want to lose, 719 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:06,877 - maybe they don't get married anymore! - This is not good either. 720 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,952 After all, it's about your daughter. 721 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:15,831 They pulled me out of traffic, and I'm still at the intersection! 722 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:22,075 As if on one side would be the Red Cross, 723 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:26,119 and on the other side, the firefighters! Who would you let pass? 724 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,988 - I don't know who to let pass. - Who...? 725 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,674 We'll talk about that later. 726 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,433 There is a process here violation report. 727 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,830 Randolfi fines them all, it seems to me that he is exaggerating. 728 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:43,232 He violated a car from Diplomatic Corps. Tell him to cancel it. 729 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:47,016 - Hello! - Hello, Spacers! 730 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:52,733 - Hello, Brigadier! - Hello! 731 00:52:53,422 --> 00:52:57,726 "Knock on the door before entering". 732 00:53:16,980 --> 00:53:19,670 - Manganiello! - Present. 733 00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:20,709 I'm here. 734 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,360 - How do you work? - Will you come in? 735 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,476 - How? - Are you coming in? 736 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:29,896 Did you take me for the last pedestrian? Don't forget who I am! 737 00:53:29,980 --> 00:53:34,256 - Okay. Brigadier... - No jokes. 738 00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:36,912 I'm not kidding. 739 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,834 It's easy to put an ad out "please knock on the door". 740 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:44,833 One knocks, you hear, you wake up and when you enter, you work! 741 00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:48,674 You'll think I'm doing nothing... I know what is being gossiped about! 742 00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,672 I have "pile", I don't want to do anything, only you work... 743 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:55,469 You who walk in the open air in the morning and at lunch... ! 744 00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,677 I have to stay locked up here to sacrifice myself... ! 745 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:02,355 In the morning, at lunch, even at night. 746 00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:06,752 - When no one wakes you up. - We give in! 747 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:11,834 - Man dies when he does not sleep. - Why weren't you there yesterday morning? 748 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,210 - I wasn't? - Why weren't you here? 749 00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:16,435 Where have I been...? 750 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:20,069 Don't talk friend, talk the brigadier where were you yesterday 751 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:24,472 - I have to say what I do... ! - What are you saying? Speak clearly! 752 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:28,394 I have international relations for the benefit of the Body 753 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:31,270 - with foreign States. - Which one? 754 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:32,519 With an external State. 755 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,875 - Which one? - The Vatican. 756 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:39,829 - I went to uncle monsignor. - i know 757 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:43,310 - He gave his mother! - Yes. 758 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:47,210 - and medallions, right? - Yes. 759 00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:48,428 Speaking of medallions... 760 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,318 do me a holy favor! 761 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,073 - When you come to my place, go up the stairs. - Why? 762 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,118 The administrator found the elevator in the house, near the elevator box 763 00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,839 three Santa Rita and one San Antonio! 764 00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:05,199 Have you ever wondered why did the elevator work well? 765 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:08,192 Why didn't you ever stay stuck in the elevator? Never! 766 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:13,798 Everyone should thank him San Antonio for his protection! 767 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,917 I go up with the elevator and put the medallion on! 768 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,470 - "Excuse me, monsieur." - "Oui, monsieur!" 769 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,994 What a joke my colleague is! 770 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:29,393 - Are you joking? - I am on duty after school. 771 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,391 - Are you angry, Alberto? - No. 772 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:32,740 If I find a French tourist, I send it to you! 773 00:55:32,740 --> 00:55:33,755 Yes, send it. 774 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:38,960 - They don't know that you failed the exam! - Laugh, laugh! 775 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,952 He wasn't even in Paris! To Paris! 776 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,999 - Excuse me, sir. - Paolo, stop! 777 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,470 I want to know where Via Merulana is. 778 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:53,155 I can't answer because no I have a translator armband. 779 00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:58,155 please where is via Merulana? 780 00:55:58,240 --> 00:56:02,631 In their opinion, you should I answer in Italian, I don't know French. 781 00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:05,632 - Tell me... - I'll tell you right away. 782 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:11,078 Go right, then the third street, turn right. 783 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:13,355 - do you understand? - Yes. 784 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:18,389 When you get to school, find a stack of newspapers. 785 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:22,632 - Newspaper bag, don't you understand? - Yes. 786 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:26,508 At the end, you will find Via Merulana. 787 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:31,951 - To the right or to the left? - Yes, on the right which is the left! 788 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:34,230 - Thank you. - For a little. 789 00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:36,238 - Let's go! - Goodbye. 790 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,914 Soon! 791 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,355 You saw how I save the situation! 792 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:45,149 If I didn't know French, I wouldn't have known to answer. 793 00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:50,360 Where would the French traveler have gone? if I didn't answer him? 794 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:54,069 Gervais! Did you listen to the conversation? 795 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:59,154 You are a witness. Where does the madman go? Dressed as a soldier? 796 00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:02,198 "You can't cross on red" 797 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,636 - what? - It's the title of the new anthem. 798 00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:17,276 It's audible. I want to write the first notes. 799 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,954 - this is the American anthem, dumbass! - American? 800 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:24,030 - What are you doing? - I change it! 801 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:25,353 Enough, Manganiello! 802 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,830 You never work, I'm kicking you out of this office! 803 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:33,710 - I'm sending you to the hospital! - As a musician, or as a guard? 804 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,836 First as a musician, then as a guard. 805 00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:39,549 - Okay, I'm leaving. - Goodbye. 806 00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:42,837 The first Toscanini to come I call him master! 807 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:46,410 - Take it, it would die... - What did you say? 808 00:57:46,420 --> 00:57:49,439 - I kiss your hand! - Okay. 809 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:54,594 What are you doing here ? You just stopped in school? Circulate! 810 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,736 Go away! 811 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:04,189 - What's so funny? - Nothing. 812 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,271 Sir! 813 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:09,318 - And you? - Yes. 814 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,836 You said third to the right, but I didn't find it! 815 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,194 What did you not understand? 816 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:19,070 That guard comes to lessons with me of French, he doesn't know a word! 817 00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:23,790 If you take it to the right, find the newspaper stand. 818 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,872 Come, we will have fun. 819 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:31,352 With modesty, but me i speak french well 820 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:36,036 Get to the newsstand, you will see a traffic light. 821 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,110 - Traffic light? - Traffic light! 822 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,908 - "Smaphore"! - "Le s�maphore"! 823 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,389 - How are you? - What are you doing here ? 824 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,869 - Does she speak French? - Yes. 825 00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,793 Where is Via Merulana? 826 00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:52,829 Go down that street, then the first on the right is via Merulana. 827 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:57,710 - Left, right! - Don't speak French! 828 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,951 It was a misunderstanding. 829 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,230 - Thank you, Dr. - For a little. 830 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:06,353 Please! goodbye 831 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,876 Who educated you like that? How do you allow yourself to interfere? 832 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:13,839 If it happens again, I will fine them for abusive behavior. 833 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:17,833 - Take this glasses girl. Go away! - I can't leave. 834 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,610 I'm waiting for grandpa he is coming to pick me up by car. 835 00:59:20,620 --> 00:59:21,993 Well done! 836 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,070 - Does he come by car? - Yes. 837 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,868 Whistle me when it comes. 838 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:29,316 Then I will whistle it myself your grandfather! 839 00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,110 - Order, great! - Come! 840 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,354 Yes, great. 841 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,112 Did you finish the service? 842 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:42,590 I came to get another receipt for fines, yesterday's is over. 843 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:49,950 - Do you commit 20 contraventions a day? - No, let's say, about 40! 844 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:53,476 With some guards, a receipt lasts more than a pair of shoes. 845 00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:57,155 For me, a pack of games lasts longer much more than a ticket for misdemeanors. 846 00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:00,915 Don't laugh. You are doing wrong. 847 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,594 Guardians must be older siblings of those who use the street. 848 01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:07,070 Whose brothers? Your brothers! I am alone with my parents. 849 01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:11,472 - They drive by... I'm on foot. - Are you envious? 850 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:16,350 - No, I do my duty. - Because of you and others like you, 851 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:20,353 - ...we are hated by everyone. - The pedestrian hates the motorist, 852 01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:23,955 they hate those from trolleybuses and taxis, 853 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:27,589 trolleybus and taxi drivers hate them pedestrians and motorists. 854 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:31,958 - in the end, they all hate us. - That's why we have to be more lenient. 855 01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,759 No, it is characteristic of our profession. 856 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,877 A guard in training function cannot be sympathetic. 857 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:41,919 It's like a dentist. He's likeable one that pulls a tooth? 858 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,753 Yes, but you remove 40 teeth per day. 859 01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:48,037 I can't control my impulse... Whistle and... 860 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:52,079 Curb your momentum and move forward to whistle, count to 10. 861 01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:54,195 - Yes, ma'am. - I'm trying! 862 01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:58,332 I can count to a hundred, but then whistle... 863 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,596 do you see 864 01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:05,990 This is your mother's dowry, God forgive her! 865 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,071 They have never been used, were not touched. 866 01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:13,154 Women want to have a chest of underwear then imprisoned him for the rest of his life. 867 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:17,392 That's why, dad. 868 01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,756 We will buy things when we will need, all in a row. 869 01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:25,436 Why? Your mother didn't touch them, to let them go. 870 01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:29,752 Did you find something like that today? Feel how fine they are! 871 01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:35,392 - Look what a big towel.. - Write "good morning". 872 01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:38,313 Once there was education and towels. 873 01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,358 And these letters? My mother's name was Maria, there's an "A" here. 874 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:45,991 this is your grandmother's chest he didn't use it, leave it to your mother. 875 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:50,437 - Mother didn't touch them, give them away. - Listen... Let's do something. 876 01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:53,751 we divide the chest in half, it's enough for us. 877 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,991 Sandro and I want to we do something simple. 878 01:01:57,080 --> 01:02:01,392 Even for something simple, a bag of money is needed. 879 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:07,794 Invitations must be sent 7 personal confetti... 880 01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:12,237 - the wedding dress. - It doesn't matter, it's an unnecessary expense. 881 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:16,393 - I grew up in a suit. - Don't even say it as a joke! 882 01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:19,119 The wedding dress must be the first thing. 883 01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:23,591 We give up on invitations, but we buy the white dress. 884 01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:28,435 - Who knows how much it costs?! - How much can it cost? 885 01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:32,229 I take care of the dress! 886 01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,357 You are sure that it is not here mother's wedding dress? 887 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:41,231 And remember that from it I have it was the dress made when you had Communion? 888 01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,357 - Don't you remember? - Yes! That's it. 889 01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:49,798 An enormous dress! It seems to me to see you again, you were very nice. 890 01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:56,638 Wait... Then I made the curtains for the dining room... 891 01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:02,033 One of the curtains I have turn it into napkins 892 01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:05,110 the other one burned and I did it a beard for Tonino. 893 01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,398 Yes! 894 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,210 - Look at him! - Who is it? 895 01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:12,432 Sandra... He came to talk to you. 896 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,500 - Good. - stop it, it's dad! 897 01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:23,717 It doesn't matter. 898 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:28,591 - Dad is waiting for you. - That's what I came for. 899 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,514 - Hello, dad! - Hello! 900 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:37,790 - Are you a fascist? - No, why? 901 01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,559 "Hello, Dad"! 902 01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:43,279 - That's how we, the athletes, greet each other. - Okay, but you didn't wave your hand. 903 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:49,791 - Be careful. On the street, wave your hand. - Okay. 904 01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:53,555 Marisa told me you want talk to me 905 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:57,679 - Yes. So... I... - Yes? 906 01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:01,958 - Are we talking here? A�a ? - Do you want to go to the ring? 907 01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:05,271 - We put on our boxing gloves... - No, it suits me here too. 908 01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:08,670 - Let's hear what you want to tell me. - It's simple. 909 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:11,877 - Marisa and I want to get married. - He told me, but when? 910 01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,758 - Immediately after the match. - Are you sure of victory? 911 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:19,391 No, it's not about that. I am well prepared 912 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:25,919 - the goalkeeper does not take many shots. - Yes, the guards don't earn much. 913 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,958 But let's admit the fact that that guard 914 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:33,318 And give a shot of those that make you to see only "butterflies"... What are you doing? 915 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,836 I have a proposal from a company motorcycles. I will compete on motorcycles. 916 01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:40,595 You look for the bells with the flashlight! 917 01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:43,433 Boxing is not enough, now the motorcycle! 918 01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,909 You will eat fistfuls with motorcycle cameras? 919 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,629 You don't have to worry about your daughter, I take care of everything. 920 01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:53,633 I saw an apartment, we're going there live after we get married. 921 01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:59,590 - Do you want to live far from here? - Yes. 922 01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:01,670 I'm going to the salon, and you can to sleep here. 923 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:02,911 You can not. 924 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,200 No? 925 01:05:04,210 --> 01:05:06,629 To understand each other, the bride and groom must live far away. 926 01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:09,518 - So that you two can understand each other? - No, the son-in-law and the father-in-law. 927 01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:12,390 - To understand us two? - Yes. 928 01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,799 We don't understand each other anymore! 929 01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:20,351 - Do you love this boy? - Of course, dad. 930 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,830 - Even if he loses? - I want him even more. 931 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:23,989 Yes? 932 01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:29,313 Let's talk about marriage in the evening of the match. 933 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:37,473 I hope all these things use Before marriage, as a first aid kit. 934 01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:43,150 - A wedding dress? - Yes. 935 01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:44,396 Brigadier, are you kidding me? 936 01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:47,040 No, I'm serious. 937 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:51,238 A dentist knows how to remove a tooth man and can't take it out on a woman? 938 01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:54,790 - What does this have to do with it? - He has, you are a tailor. 939 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,792 yes i am a tailor I make military uniforms. 940 01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:01,111 Then you can do it And a dress for a woman. 941 01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,236 A woman's body is the same like a man's body. 942 01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:08,758 - I haven't done it before, I don't know. - No? Good. 943 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:15,672 If I get hold of his request brother-in-law, I don't promise to help you... 944 01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:20,674 Favors need favors. 945 01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:24,999 - Bye! - No, wait a moment... 946 01:06:25,540 --> 01:06:29,030 Okay, Brigadier, I'll try. 947 01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,793 - But I don't take responsibility. - What are you saying? 948 01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:33,875 You have to help me the promise given to my daughter. 949 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:34,917 I will do my best. 950 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:38,005 You have to make a wedding dress, one to look good. 951 01:06:38,010 --> 01:06:39,278 I didn't understand. 952 01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:42,113 - But you have to buy material. - Why, you don't? 953 01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:46,671 - I can't use military cloth. - What does this have to do with it? 954 01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:50,753 It's just a fabric. before being sewn, it is not military stuff. 955 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,912 For white uniforms, there is a white mesh. 956 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,515 - Then I put 4 gold buttons and a whistle. - Is it too hard? 957 01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,020 - We... - What equipment do you need? 958 01:06:59,030 --> 01:07:00,114 For the wedding dress... 959 01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:05,752 - Silk, atlas is used. - Okay, I'm buying. how much do you need 960 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:10,595 5 meters of silk, the linings, 961 01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:16,676 - another 5 meters of atlas... altogether, 10 meters. - and it seems a little! 962 01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:21,550 - That's what we need. The measurements? - Normal, she's a normal girl. 963 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:26,031 - He is 20 years old. - Yes, I make a dress for the eyes... ! 964 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:29,192 - Do you really need... - I need exact measurements. 965 01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:32,034 - We are calling a girl who looks like my daughter. - No, what are we doing, are we kidding? 966 01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,034 Why? 967 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:36,954 Do you want to finish me off? I do it secretly. 968 01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:40,749 It's exaggerated, as if it should make an atomic bomb! 969 01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:48,414 - I finished the hymn. - Well done! 970 01:07:49,660 --> 01:07:53,850 - Embrace me. - Oh, all of a sudden?! 971 01:07:53,860 --> 01:07:55,551 No, hug me. 972 01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:59,555 what are you doing I have to see something! 973 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:08,934 why do you smell It doesn't stink. Drop a little lower. 974 01:08:09,540 --> 01:08:12,030 My daughter's nose reaches me here to the beard. 975 01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:13,269 Yes? 976 01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:15,954 When he kisses me, it reaches me here. 977 01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:20,033 - I need the measurement of the shoulders, the waist... - Excuse me. 978 01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,315 - What are you doing? - Excuse me. 979 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:26,473 The waist is a little smaller, The height is this, from here to here. 980 01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,850 - On the shoulders? - Don't touch me! 981 01:08:28,860 --> 01:08:30,633 Don't move! 982 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:34,759 - Okay, but... ! - Did you understand? It's like that. 983 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:51,713 Thanks guys, you can go. Next Sunday. good evening 984 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:54,954 - Randolph! come here - Yes. 985 01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,040 - Yes, master. - Well done, Randolfi. 986 01:08:59,050 --> 01:09:00,192 Thank you. 987 01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:03,070 - You are a good timpanist. - Thank you. 988 01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:04,478 Here is a report 989 01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:06,250 about the guardian's activity Alberto Randolfi. 990 01:09:06,260 --> 01:09:07,632 Isn't it good? 991 01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:11,793 It is said to be a good element, do not create problems for superiors, 992 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:15,759 He does his duty with zeal, punctuality and precision 993 01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:17,876 He makes an average of 40 fines per day. 994 01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:23,159 - Even more. - It's a real record, I think you're exaggerating. 995 01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:26,391 You ended up fining the Corps too Diplomatic and deputies... 996 01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:28,835 You fined a police captain! 997 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:34,040 Of course, when I'm behind the wheel, for me they are the same as other motorists. 998 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:36,554 Maybe there is a Street Code which says that the ambassador must 999 01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:39,108 - ... to go through the red light? - No, what does it have to do with this?! 1000 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:41,555 Sometimes you have to know how to "close your eyes". 1001 01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:45,315 Two eyes are not enough to see what is happening around us? 1002 01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:48,073 I always act according to the regulation, 1003 01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:51,550 And close only if you order me 1004 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:55,599 Are you crazy? I have never said anything like that to him! 1005 01:09:55,680 --> 01:10:00,231 You have to do your duty. He came a notification from the Central Police Station� 1006 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:03,630 and another from Fire Department. 1007 01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:08,357 No guard would be fined firefighters for speeding. 1008 01:10:08,380 --> 01:10:11,233 The fire was extinguished, they were returning at the barracks, it was useless to hurry. 1009 01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:17,156 If you do not want to be transferred, you have to try not to exaggerate. 1010 01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:20,118 In Rome, who does it? the debt is transferred. 1011 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:24,478 This happens in Rome, In northern Italy it is a different discipline. 1012 01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:27,836 In Rome they fly, they forgive... 1013 01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:31,276 Spaziali and Manganiello did not come at the rehearsal, this is serious. 1014 01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:34,955 I taught them, in the evening This is the boxing match. 1015 01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:38,191 - Is boxing more important than Rossini? - in this case, yes. 1016 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:40,999 We have plenty of time to try the boxing match is tonight. 1017 01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:45,949 - Okay? - I understood, but don't let Rossini find out. 1018 01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:52,434 I can't stay here And do nothing. 1019 01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:56,010 - Five, six... - He doesn't get up. 1020 01:10:56,020 --> 01:10:57,674 He won. 1021 01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:02,197 - New... - The gong saved you! 1022 01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:05,238 I had to give him the medallion with San Cristoforo. 1023 01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:10,374 - He is the protector of motorists. - You drive, you box, it's the same... 1024 01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:16,154 - Dad, go and tell him to hold on. - I don't know if he still understands. 1025 01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:19,550 Father, go and encourage him! 1026 01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:24,668 - He loses because you don't leave him alone. - �stop�! 1027 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:30,050 - Give me permission? - Now it's not possible. 1028 01:11:30,100 --> 01:11:32,155 Sorry, I'm a relative. 1029 01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:36,154 - How are you feeling? - So and so! 1030 01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:39,516 - Do you want some advice? - Yes. 1031 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:42,050 - I give up��. - What? 1032 01:11:42,050 --> 01:11:43,070 Give it up! 1033 01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:46,357 - Why? - It's better. 1034 01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:49,034 Give it up��. It's better for you. 1035 01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:51,839 - I feel sorry for you. - Why? 1036 01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:56,198 - If he wins, he will give you a surprise. - The one to win? 1037 01:11:56,280 --> 01:12:00,558 - No. - Why are you hitting his head?! Let... 1038 01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:04,713 If I manage to win, to be able to... 1039 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:07,439 Brigadier, you can't stay here. 1040 01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:31,758 - He said he prepared a surprise. - Yes. 1041 01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:36,436 - What is it about? - If he wins, he would take you with him. 1042 01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:40,069 - Where? - in Italy, through the country... 1043 01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:43,750 - ... abroad, in America... - Me? 1044 01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:45,188 Yes. 1045 01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:50,513 - What should I do? - As a manager, administrator. 1046 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:52,750 I will leave the service... 1047 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:56,833 After many years of service, would have taken you off the street. 1048 01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:02,830 Referee, give them some advice! 1049 01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:10,912 you are both crazy what went through your head? 1050 01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:24,113 - Would it be good to win? - No! 1051 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:29,115 - No? Then why... - I wasn't talking to you, I was talking about the hit. 1052 01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:32,997 - Would it be good to win? - Well, of course. 1053 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:37,973 Pause! 1054 01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:41,830 there! 1055 01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:49,120 - How is it? - I didn't catch the third half. 1056 01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,232 - Who? - Your son-in-law. 1057 01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:54,596 - He won't get there. - It is not known. 1058 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:57,638 - Lose. - It is not known. 1059 01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:02,999 - There's another half. - No, lose. 1060 01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:06,789 - Now, finish it. - I can't anymore, mare�ale. 1061 01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:10,031 The third half? Are you crazy? 1062 01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:13,635 - I'm out of breath. - Find him. 1063 01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:16,598 Hit him in the beard! 1064 01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:19,592 - I give him ten days off. - I'm trying. 1065 01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:22,513 - Come on, you will win! - I hope so. 1066 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:32,156 Sandra! 1067 01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:39,396 Come on! Hit yourself! 1068 01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:43,237 Well done! 1069 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:49,495 Come on, Sandro! 1070 01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:53,175 Come on, Sandro! 1071 01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:59,195 It's not nice what Spaziali is doing. The Guardian Corps is the Guardian Corps! 1072 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:07,877 - Come on, hit him! - Kill him! 1073 01:15:09,940 --> 01:15:12,817 Come on, Sandro! 1074 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:17,949 one, two, three, four, 1075 01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:21,749 five, six, seven, eight, nine, 1076 01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:24,559 ten... KO! 1077 01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:26,631 Well done! 1078 01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:30,838 Madison Square Garden is on the phone. 1079 01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:35,151 - Well done! - Well done! 1080 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:41,710 - He won, father! - Space is cool. 1081 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:43,511 A real devil! 1082 01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:48,059 - Does it hurt? - Yes. 1083 01:15:53,700 --> 01:15:56,958 - Did it swell? - A little. 1084 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:00,472 Oh! The nose! 1085 01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:03,632 How long does it take? do you have a champion nose? 1086 01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:08,874 - I'm already in good shape. - Yes, I know, you are very ugly. 1087 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:14,960 You have a scar on your forehead. 1088 01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:19,978 And you have a windy eye. 1089 01:16:21,700 --> 01:16:24,912 The nose is broken. 1090 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:29,516 Oh! You don't have to kiss me, it hurts! 1091 01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:34,355 before the match i can't kiss you that you are losing weight... 1092 01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:38,033 and after the match you are finished! 1093 01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:40,873 What should I do? 1094 01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:48,875 - I don't know if you married a boxer. - He didn't marry me. 1095 01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:51,758 I wanted to say if you were a girl. 1096 01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:55,799 If you were the boxer, then yes! 1097 01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,833 You're joking, but I thought. 1098 01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:04,196 I don't know if you will be happy marrying me. 1099 01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:08,831 There will be periods during training, 1100 01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:12,879 you will have to sleep in another room... 1101 01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:16,999 - You will have to make many sacrifices. - and you will make sacrifices. 1102 01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:21,416 - Will you be satisfied? - No. 1103 01:17:22,020 --> 01:17:25,580 I will not be satisfied. 1104 01:17:25,620 --> 01:17:30,518 I will be very unhappy. It doesn't matter��. 1105 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:42,915 - Damn it! - Be careful, you'll ruin the dress! 1106 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:47,676 - Stay straight! - Don't forget I'm a guardian. 1107 01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:50,814 - Calm down! - I give him a fine. 1108 01:17:50,830 --> 01:17:52,914 No arguments. 1109 01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:59,432 - Carmelo, it seems tight on my neck. - Yes, but he has a collar. 1110 01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:03,510 - It has to be pushed down... - It hurts. 1111 01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:05,231 I'm done, I'm not strangling you. 1112 01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:11,115 - It hurts. - Stop moving. Hand down! 1113 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:14,180 - Here it must be pointed out. - I make two stitches. 1114 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:15,478 Take his hand! 1115 01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:18,836 If he will find out my uncle the monsignor... 1116 01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:21,510 - What's with this belly? - I ate. 1117 01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:23,232 I told him to stay at the table. 1118 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:26,471 I couldn't help myself not to eat 1119 01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:30,678 - What is this noise? - It's the whistle. 1120 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:33,991 - Do you blow the whistle behind you? - I slipped. 1121 01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:39,438 - come back! - I'm so hot! 1122 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:44,472 I hope my daughter will look good it looks like hell on it. 1123 01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:50,200 where is the bride Look, they have already come! 1124 01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:56,674 You are beautiful! It seems incredible to me, you are getting bigger. 1125 01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:01,151 I brought her the wedding present: six towels. 1126 01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:06,757 Girls, we have to hurry. Come and see. 1127 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:11,809 do you see your husband I'm waiting for you on the stairs to the church. 1128 01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:16,990 - Where is your father? - Beyond. 1129 01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:19,168 - Did he see you? - No. 1130 01:19:19,175 --> 01:19:20,868 Who knows how excited it will be when he will see you! 1131 01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:21,995 Pietro! 1132 01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:26,198 Peter, where are you? 1133 01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:32,230 Pietro, you saw how beautiful she is Marisa dressed as a bride? 1134 01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:37,394 I thought I saw her your late wife. What are you doing here ? 1135 01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:39,675 Nothing... 1136 01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:47,155 - Don't you feel well? - Yes, I was thinking. 1137 01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:51,358 Some people suffer all their lives, don't they His daughter lacks nothing, 1138 01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:55,433 waiting for a young man to come good and marry her, 1139 01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:59,115 he is eager to the wedding day is coming 1140 01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:02,139 and when it comes... 1141 01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:04,310 And he realizes that it is not a beautiful day. 1142 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:07,790 It's not a nice day but it's not a bad day either! 1143 01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:11,316 It's cold, but it's not raining. Are you sure it's not raining? 1144 01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:15,040 I didn't take my umbrella! Do you see my new bike? 1145 01:20:15,050 --> 01:20:16,349 Dear 1146 01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,912 - What do you have? - Nothing. 1147 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:24,470 You have something, tell me! 1148 01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:28,075 if you don't tell me I'm your sister... ! 1149 01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:31,118 I don't understand, doesn't she like the groom? 1150 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:35,189 - I'm not getting married. - Then? 1151 01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:38,477 your daughter loves him he has good service... 1152 01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:42,030 I found out that he took his car! 1153 01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:46,390 Pietro, aren't you happy? 1154 01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:52,077 No, I'm happy! Obviously it's a strange happiness. 1155 01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:55,197 - Why? - I feel like crying. 1156 01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:59,831 It happens again! And remember on the day you got married? 1157 01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:03,071 Tell the truth, I was happy that morning? 1158 01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:07,269 How much I cried...! 1159 01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:10,591 I didn't tell him anymore, I started to cry behind a pillar. 1160 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:16,073 The priest realized it! my brother he got married, and I was crying! 1161 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:18,674 And she wasn't your daughter! 1162 01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:24,009 Does he like dad? Look at me! how am i doing 1163 01:21:24,860 --> 01:21:27,916 do you like it? 1164 01:21:28,100 --> 01:21:31,715 - You are a sweet! - Because of the dress you gave me, dad! 1165 01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:35,873 I put this flower on him, I have to be more beautiful than the bride! 1166 01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:39,950 we have to go Sandro is waiting at the church. 1167 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:44,955 I was talking to your aunt she made me waste my time. 1168 01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:49,591 He told me that he had bought a new bike, 1169 01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:52,911 - then he started to cry.... - When? 1170 01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:56,356 - It's not a day to cry! - Poor you, you don't get emotional! 1171 01:21:56,440 --> 01:21:58,908 I am excited! 1172 01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:06,269 - Where are we going? - At home, to change, leave immediately. 1173 01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:08,350 - Are you leaving? - How is that? 1174 01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:09,875 Do you eat German? 1175 01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:19,596 Baby, you didn't see them the turning sign on the right? 1176 01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:22,877 No, it's the first time when we pass by here. 1177 01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:25,599 Have you had your license for a long time? 1178 01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:31,699 - For two years. - Don't you remember? 1179 01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:35,958 - Where do you come from? - From the market, I went shopping. 1180 01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:40,989 Little ones, did he "pinch" you too? I excommunicate you! 1181 01:23:41,080 --> 01:23:46,473 Excuse him, there are many people uneducated, disrespectful. 1182 01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:51,509 - Will you comply? - Why? For what? 1183 01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:54,751 I told you, no parking, it was mandatory on the right... 1184 01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:57,070 - I give you a fine. - Fine�? 1185 01:23:57,160 --> 01:23:59,515 Collaborate or send her to the monastery? 1186 01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:04,713 There are 18 minutes left, don't you time to catch the train. 1187 01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:09,032 - Can you go faster? - How to do it? It's crowded. 1188 01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:13,159 - See. - and the guards complicate things! 1189 01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:17,199 - Is it their fault? - You talk like that because you don't know them. 1190 01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:19,635 If only you knew what kind of people they are! 1191 01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:23,599 Maybe those in traffic, not the ones in the offices. 1192 01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:27,229 - They are all... - Speak, how am I? 1193 01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:30,876 - They are all the same! - Okay. Go! 1194 01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:40,831 Have you seen them? And defend! They have fun making us waste time. 1195 01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:45,436 It's Randolfi, tell him to change hands! Hurry up! 1196 01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:03,912 - What did he say? - That he is not interested. 1197 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:07,151 - Call. - He will give me a fine. 1198 01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:10,495 - Call, I say. - I'm waiting. 1199 01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:16,056 Stop it! Please! 1200 01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:19,393 Pass, please! Dare! 1201 01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:22,189 slow. 1202 01:25:22,280 --> 01:25:24,836 Wait. 1203 01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:28,176 Go away! 1204 01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:34,270 - Large orders. - I have to talk to him. 1205 01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:35,556 Say it, big boy. 1206 01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:38,916 I received a communication from the Command In connection with your intransigence. 1207 01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:43,958 Intransigent�� ? Here in Rome do you call it uncompromising? 1208 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:47,192 in northern Italy they call it street discipline! 1209 01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:49,316 - Yes, in northern Italy. - in northern Italy. 1210 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:52,472 - Come, I have to tell him something. - News, great? 1211 01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:55,916 I don't think so. i'm sorry you were a good timpanist... 1212 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:59,812 - Was I? - Yes, you were. come 1213 01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:03,731 was i 1214 01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:24,076 Hello, dad! Well done! 1215 01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:25,718 Hello! 1216 01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:29,031 If it was Rossini, to have changed the rhythm. 1217 01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:31,350 It's the same all the time, it never changes. 1218 01:26:31,440 --> 01:26:34,750 Never! All the time the same music, it never changes! 1219 01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:37,992 Come on! 1220 01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:43,193 Rossini is always Rossini, lady! 1221 01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:45,997 Idiot! 1222 01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:49,277 Alberto, fuck you you and those fines! 1223 01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:02,716 I greet you! 1224 01:27:03,900 --> 01:27:06,550 Colleague... 1225 01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:09,850 Dear colleague... 1226 01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:12,190 Forester. 1227 01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:15,110 At the Galleria. 1228 01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:17,156 La Motta. 1229 01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:20,670 Sweet cake. 1230 01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:22,990 The military. 1231 01:27:23,360 --> 01:27:27,114 Guardian, what's the way to Rome? 1232 01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:30,190 Go straight... 1233 01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:36,116 Lump in the throat. 1234 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:40,556 What a knot in my throat...! 1235 01:27:53,107 --> 01:27:58,993 Translation: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com